What can I say? I was browsing KYM, saw this, and felt compelled to make a modification. I hope it puts a few smiles on a few faces. ;)
“Love and Tolerate”
Missy: Not exactly RIB but have this. A year after the Derpy drama, people still haven’t fucking learnt. I can imagine every dialogue with Yamino and the bronies going something like this.
Yamino: Pon-
Bronies: DERPY WHY DID YOU KILL DERPY NO-ONE LIKES YOU YOU TRANNY DID YOU HEAR YAMINO SAID HE HATES DERPY YEAH HERE’S WHAT THIS DISABLED PERSON THINKS OF DERPY SO IT’S NOT OFFENSIVE DERPY STILL LIVES ON REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU SAY LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
No matter what kind of reason you give to bronies for hating the fandom (whether you like the show or not), they won’t accept it. They will make excuses for absolutely every point you give, often calling you butthurt or jealous, or saying you how you should learn to put up with it. They just can’t come to the terms with the fact that people hate them for valid reasons, all of which are documented right here on the Tumblr.
I’ve been reading lots of comments on Equestria Daily and Youtube by Bronies and they are really hateful towards older generation ponies. FIM wouldn’t exist without them!
In a try to revitalise the Saturday Sane Brony, I’m going to contribute with this, because I remember that comic of MLB that ironically most of the Bronies don’t do that so.
Really, if more Bronies ignored the trolls (AKA Rabid Haters), then there would be less people who want to harm them.
“Bronies are furries in denial”
Furries
- “At war” with each other (clean furries insisting that furries should be “family friendly” vs yiff)
- Constantly starting drama (YOU STOLE MY CHARACTER DESIGN,ALL BLACK FOXES ARE COPYRIGHT MEEE!!)
- Disgustingly bad OCs(Neon colors,mixing two species like a beaver and a bird for ~*creavity points*~,anatomy blunders)
- Special terms for porn and other words(yiff,pawing,ok I admit this one might be applying to other fandoms I’m not in so just cross this out or whatever if I’m wrong) constantly inserting these words into non-furry chats
- Notoriously bad hugboxing (fursecution)
- Infamously supporting disgusting bullshit like horse dildoes,animal fleshlights,etc.
- Can’t tell reality from fantasy,obsession
- Constantly inserting their fandom where it’s not wanted (bonus points if it’s porn)
- “EVERYONE MUST KNOW I HAVE A FETISH FOR FARTING AND MELTING AND GORE AND SHAVING AND…”
Bronies
- “At war” with each other (bronies vs. cloppers)
- Constantly starting drama (DERPY WAHH)
- Disgustingly bad OCs(Neon colors,Main 6 recolors,anatomy blunders)
- Special terms for porn and other words(clopping,nopony) constantly inserting these words into non-brony conversations
- Notoriously bad hugboxing (parapasites and haters)
- Infamously supporting disgusting bullshit like horse dildoes,pony sex toys,etc.
- Can’t tell reality from fantasy,obsession
- Constantly inserting their fandom where it’s not wanted (bonus points if it’s a shitty vector pasted into a picture)
- “EVERYONE MUST KNOW I MASTURBATE TO PONY PORN SO I’LL PASTE CLOPPER ALL OVER MY BLOG AND MY FOREHEAD”
Pretty sure there’s more but meh.
Missy: Well here you go.
